Where is the Milk

Christmas traditions are just the sweetest. Picture this, it's Christmas Evening and you happen to host a party. You decide to go all out and surprise your guests with fresh cookies but there is a problem. You are all out of milk so you begin to think of ways you can save the party. You didn't expect so many people but what's done is done. Then you get a thought. There's one other way to get additional milk really quickly. Turn this party into an orgy where guests fuck and drizzle cum all over the cookies. Sounds yummy, right?