The Phantom Penis Part 1

This is a Star Wars porn parody featuring the blonde-haired Charlie and it tells the story of a time when sexual repression is at its highest in the galaxy. In this time, rebel spaceships have abducted their secret weapon against the tyranny of the Microsofty Empire and its evil overlord Master Bill Bates (aka Purple Helmut). Rebel spies have also stolen secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Breast Star, a massive weapon that can put a stop to sex on the entire planet. Pursued by the Empire, Princess Lays Alot (Charlie) strives to bring peace, justice, and sex back to the galaxy. Follow this thrilling adventure that is a perverted twist on the famed story of Anakin Skywalker and the Jedi.